I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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