It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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