Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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