WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
