Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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