The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
My penis needs a shock collar
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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