plz talk dirty to me
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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