We're like a lot better than the average bears
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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