we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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