im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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