So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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