their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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