I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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