Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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