is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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