sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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