what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think people are normalizing furries
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize
