It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize