So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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