I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You don't know the capacity of my vagina