All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.