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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly

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  What is a GED?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.

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• (518): View more from New York

  you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You don't know the capacity of my vagina

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