all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There r osticjed everywhere
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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I'm at about main and main street
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.