well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.