so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have fence marks all over my body
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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