i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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