Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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