I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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