At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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