Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Quick, to the slutcave!
In America we eat man semen.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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