I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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