this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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