I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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