She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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