my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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