is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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