Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Bring me that man meat
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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