Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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