so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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