Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It's shark week go big or go home
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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