Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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