the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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