I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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