one might say we're banned from that church
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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