i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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