We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
