question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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