HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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We talked him into tasing himself.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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