It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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