well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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