is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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