Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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