That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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