i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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