..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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