i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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